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Joke of the Day

"Before we announce the winner of the Best Bomb Defuser award let's pause for a moment to remember the runner-ups"

"How does the astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse"

"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"

"What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell"

"Social services would take the kids away if they saw my house right now. Does anyone have their phone number?"

"something that I miss about being a child is people asking me what my favourite shape is. adults don't do this.it's a rhombus. u don't care"

"What is the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"

"My sex life is like Blackjack... I always hit on 16."

"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."

"Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth."