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"How does the astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse"
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"I found out I was can't wear latex condoms They give me an allergic erection"
"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."
"Before I had a kid I thought, god, I wish I could say ""please put your shoes on"" 17,000 times every morning. My dreams have come true."
"Why did Snoo not check out a library book? Because he had already Reddit."
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you."
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"/r/jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95.001% recycled content."
"My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking."
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"