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Joke of the Day

"something that I miss about being a child is people asking me what my favourite shape is. adults don't do this.it's a rhombus. u don't care"

"If Trump wins, I think I may know what will happen to New Mexico [Removed]"

"""How do fast food restaurants make so much money?"" [OC] ""They flip burgers for profit!"" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!"

"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it."

"What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost"

"Why don't Africans go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."

"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy?"

"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."