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Joke of the Day
"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."
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"Did you hear about the Jew and the Scotsman who spent the night together? Apparently that's all they spent."
"Reasons I Don't Smoke Pot"
"What did the accountant with constipation do? He worked is out with a pencil."
"The only sex a priest got on Friday... Was nun!"
"why did the wife of the fish and chips fetishist file for divorce? she was sick of being a battered woman"
"What has long ears hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny."
"My girlfriend was cooking for our guests. She told me to go in and prepare the table. So I walked in and told them all about her cooking."
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old."
"I slept with the lights on last night because I missed the light switch with all 8 of the Nerf Darts I shot while lying in bed."