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Joke of the Day
"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."
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"Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company? He took a day off"
"I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks For keeping me off the streets."
"[knocks on neighbor's door] HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY"
"The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. ""Have you ever been x-rayed?"" asked the doctor. ""Nope"" she replied ""But ah've been ultra-violated."""
"So, you're telling me my credit score should have three digits?"
"What do nuns do? Nunthing"
"I too was once a male trapped in a female body... But then my mother gave birth."
"Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists? Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts."
"I wonder what the bees inside Wilma Flintstone's vibrator talked about: ""Another fight with Fred? Looks like we're working overtime again."""