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Joke of the Day
"What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring."
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"What's Canada's favorite board game? Sorry"
"Who let the dogs out? Bitches."
"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."
"What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't? On average, about $30,000 in student debt."
"I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said ""I don't think this is going anywhere."""
"Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras"
"My son claims he ""loves me,"" but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I'LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise."
"Why Do Jews Play Football? So they can get the Quarterback!"
"What do you call someone who likes speed? Racist."