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Joke of the Day
"What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring."
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"Some people are complaining about the Trump Presidency... But it's oKKK with me!"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... ...because they always take things literally."
"I used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money. I think I should have chosen my words more carefully :("
"i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was ""cool. that bird makes more money than me"""
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, how do you think the egg was made? (I'm not sure how original this is, but I just thought of it.)"
"This father says to his son, ""Stop playing with yourself you'll go blind."" The son says, ""I'm over here, dad."""
"How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irish man? None"
"Wife: he's always confusing sayings... Therapist: what if you're just misinterpreting him? Me: oooh, check you out playing devil's avocado"
"a dude sitting next to me in the ER asked how to spell ankle & then correctly identified Rush Hour by a scene without jchan or chris tucker"