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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says ""Hello there lady s"""
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"I wish Twitter would add bold or italics or meaning to my life."
"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"
"What does British parliament name as the #1 cause for pedophilia? Sexy children"
"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."
"Why is the Ocean Salty? Because the Beach didn't wave back."
"People say ""life's a journey, not a destination,"" because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!"
"What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common? Everybody gets a piece."
"Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb I said, ""Awww, are you an orphan""? He said, ""Yes, what gave me away?"" I said, ""Your parents."""
"Everyone keeps telling me that the holocaust happened.. But I don't know if it Israel."