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Joke of the Day

"perfect vision Whenever someone asks me what I plan on doing in five years I always get frustrated. Like c'mon guys I don't have 2020 vision."

"Want a couple of pointers in life? 0x8130 and 0x8134"

"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."

"So this guy comes into a bar... no, wait - it was a horse. So this guy comes into a horse...."

"How is the Middle East not leading the world in wind energy... ... they have almost one turban per person."

"First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?"

"My Son is a porn star... ...I had to have my wife arrested."

"How can you tell your room mates gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Why were all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."