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Joke of the Day
"Why were all the numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."
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"When your world is falling apart, when it seems like things can't get any worse, please remember...I don't give a shit."
"FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!"
"The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping."
"Have you tried Ethiopian Food? Neither have they."
"How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet."
"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""
"Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to ""Unstable"""
"You don't make any sense. I would know because I'm unemployed."
"[in a mosh pit] why is everyone so upset"