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Joke of the Day
"My Son is a porn star... ...I had to have my wife arrested."
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"What do you call a Mexican without a car? Carlos"
"How long does the perfect job interview last? Exactly as long as a blowjob takes."
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"I have to poop like the Joker... really, really bad."
"""Money isn't everything,"" I say, poorly."
"What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? ""Mmm. Canapes."""
"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""
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"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"