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Joke of the Day

"How is the Middle East not leading the world in wind energy... ... they have almost one turban per person."

"Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same."

"Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?"

"Science jokes these days... All the good ones Argon."

"hello id like a reservation for two. also what is yr policy on cats. i wanna bring like seven cats. ive practiced fitting them on one chair"

"You're a party girl until your looks deteriorate. Then you're just a drug addict."

"Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!"

"Women are like helicopters... You know they work and you trust them, but if you make any effort to understand them whatsoever you'd be too terrified to go near them."

"Why did AMD release black edition cpu? Cause they run faster than white."

"I knew a guy obsessed with baking pastries. He was a real dough-nut."