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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."
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"Having a dirty mind is okay, but having a clean heart is much more important."
"What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths? A running gag."
"I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm... I said,"" I like my logarithms like my women, all natural""."
"(Job interview) ""How would you describe yourself?"" I'm very vague ""Ok, can you be more specific?"" No"
"Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."
"Counterspace..... is that like antimatter?"
"I told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud... ""It should. It was fresh ground this morning"""
"Considering you can be anything you want on the internet, it's amazing how many choose to be stupid."
"The lords army. Chad: My brother, why don't you join the lords army? Bob: I'm already their. Chad: I don't see you on Sundays... Bob: I'm in the secret service."