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Joke of the Day
"How do you write an essay that blows people away? With lots of drafts"
Next Joke
"*eats everything*"
"Fired from my job as an autopsy technician for repeatedly asking ""are you gonna eat that?"" during the procedures."
"What did the robber with an errection say? This is a stick-up."
"I'm sexually attracted to one of my students I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice"
"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."
"What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? You know he did it."
"One time I invited a guy over for dinner but I didn't feel like cooking so I just poured us each a bowl of cereal really romantically."
"Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single"
"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis."