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Joke of the Day
"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis."
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"Frank's Girlfriend Frankfurter walks into his favorite bar holding a curvy Hamburger by the hand. ""Hi guys,"" he says. ""Meet my girlfriend, Patty."""
"If I got karma for posts... I'd still have no karma"
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"Women on their period always ovary act. *insert pun here*"
"What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? ""You have a lot of appeal."""
"As if "" cray cray"" wasn't irritating enough, people have started shortening it to "" cray""....that's just stu stu"
"I just gave birth... I had a cow."
"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"
"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier."