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Joke of the Day

"So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen."

"Broke my good sunglasses... But instead of buying new ones, I'm just gonna put Trump pictures where the lenses used to be. He seems to be far more polarizing than my Costas ever were."

"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."

"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"

"Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves."

"What did the guy with bad internet get? Loading..."

"What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start"

"The day my wife found out she was pregnant, everything changed... My name, my phone number, my address, and my country of residence."

"I'm not saying I've gained weight, I'm just saying I don't think my belt buckle should be facing the ground..."

"I got lost in a closet as a child... When I came out, my parents, although supportive, really weren't that happy."