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Joke of the Day

"Scientists remain baffled as to why the people on the internet really like pictures of cats and cats doing things."

"What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk? Coink! Coink!"

"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."

"Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper."

"Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar... ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)"

"A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong."

"18: You & I are getting fat bec. u cook so damn good! IT'S.ALL.YOUR.FAULT! I was insulted, complimented, then scolded in under 2.5 seconds."

"DOING NF NOW! ign OpticVpredz [x1] [xboxone]"

"Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo... But Abu Dhabi Doo!"