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Joke of the Day

"Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper."

"I was having sex with my sister in Alabama... She said: ""you fuck like dad does!"" I said: ""I know, mom told me so."""

"How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle? Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."

"What did the bun say to the hot dog? I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!"

"Why did the hen fall in the well? she couldn't see that well"

"I start every argument off with ""first of all..."" like I'm really going to school them, but my second point is always just name calling."

"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die.....? ......EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"

"What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle? A shit poo"

"What is green and glides down a mountain? A skiwi"