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Joke of the Day

"Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar... ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final."

"Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow."

"The biggest joke of all time! My existence"

"I'm so good at making puns they call me the punisher."

"My mother-in-law got into a car accident and broke both her legs and arms even god knows what a snake she is"

"The way to treat women is always in your heart. Beat beat beat."

"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."

"BOB: Hey boss can I get another raise SCROOGE: But I just gave you... B: What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?? Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!"

"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."

"A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl."