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Joke of the Day
"Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo... But Abu Dhabi Doo!"
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"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."
"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
"Parliament should learn from Twitter, thousands of people shout here doing nothing productive, yet it never gets adjourned."
"What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English? Sorry, eh."
"[ER] Me: I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AM I DYING DOC? Dr: *loosens my belt*unbuttons my pants* Me: is this appropriate? *blood returns to legs* oh."
"Autocorrect sucks Amorites guys?"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist asshole"
"Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Because the Captain was stood on the deck!"
"Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage"