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Joke of the Day

"Waiter: What can I get for you? Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked? M: By anyone other than my wife"

"What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie."

"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"

"It's not that I don't want kids, it's just that I don't want a minivan."

"Always ask your girlfriend if she is actually a transvestite before you start dating her. I learned it the hard way."

"To determine how safe a neighborhood is, divide the number of white women carrying yoga mats by the number of signs saying 'Checks Cashed'"

"If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology... I'll give you a mini-tour"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"