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Joke of the Day

"MOM: [walks into daughter's room, sees protest signs, history books, list of senators' phone numbers on bed] Are you... politically active?"

"Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records. Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was"

"We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules. Let's see if okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed..."

"What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"What do you call a parent an a transsexual A transparent"

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well....."

"I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. It came out of nowhere."

"Did you hear Victoria entered a boxing tournament where the grand prize was a sex change? I heard she came out the Victor"

"What do you call a Phillipino contortions? A manilla folder"

"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""