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Joke of the Day
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!"
Next Joke
"A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap... Doctor: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Katy Perry says that god spoke to her before the Super Bowl and said ""you got this,"" so it's safe to say that god has crappy taste in music."
"String theory? It's more than just a theory, dude. String is real."
"You now what's great about fucking twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."
"Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate! The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour."
"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."
"After a klose game with messi challenges and neuer goal scoring opportunities, ze Germans kept their cool and gotze World Cup that they deserved!"
"Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music."
"Oh your boyfriend proposed? Well I just realized my new dress has pockets, so I think it's obvious who's having a better day."