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Joke of the Day
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!"
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"What do Dothraki use to count their horses? A Khalculator"
"They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there."
"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."
"""You have a date? With who?"" [Sees a fishing boat] ""Uh, her name is Net..."" [Sees someone with a booger] ""Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit."""
"Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie"
"What's for dinner Dad? *Wookie steak.* Is it any good? *A little Chewy*"
"If people smoke cigarettes, what do fish smoke? Seaweed"
"If you're not one of the first five boys in the yard, you almost never get a milkshake."
"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog"