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Joke of the Day
"Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music."
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"The Fortune Teller, came true! I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl called Penny - is that spooky or what?"
"I couldn't decide whether or not to buy this new king sized mattress I'm going to sleep on it."
"I have seasonal depression I'm depressed in the spring, summer, fall and winter"
"The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline until your mum jumped on it"
"Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fallout."
"Wrong hole. No. Still the wrong hole. Only ONE in each hole! Ugh. Here! I'll show you. -Helping my kid put on a swimsuit."
"u could put a horse in a time machine and send it to any era and the horse's life would literally be the same"
"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck."
"Why is it called stand-up comedy? Because people in wheelchairs shouldn't be laughed at."