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Joke of the Day

"Katy Perry says that god spoke to her before the Super Bowl and said ""you got this,"" so it's safe to say that god has crappy taste in music."

"A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar... A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar and says, ""hey, big boy. You single?"" He says, ""yeah! How'd you know?"" ""You're fucking ugly, for starters."""

"Wow, it's a beautiful day outside. I should probably do something. *closes the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen* ~ Developers"

"TIFU by changing TIFU's meaning to make a joke. Today I fished (for) up-votes by ( insert made up story )."

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold."

"WOMEN Woo men."

"What bill is the Congress's favorite? Of course the $ bill!"

"I remove my license plates before using the McDonald's drive-thru in case I need to throw my drink in the cashier's face."

"If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."