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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate! The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour."

"How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?"

"An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"What happens to a jew when he runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose"

"Science fact! There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."

"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."

"My husband has been missing for a week, the police say to prepare for the worst... So I went to the thrift store & got all his clothes back!"

"I've never been to Japan, but I've seen a bunch of emojis so I think I get the idea."

"If I could go back in time and talk to my ten year old self My parents probably would've put a restraining order on me."

"If you were receiving a shipment of very rare, very special insects, would it be... Import Ant"