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Joke of the Day
"Why did hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."
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"A lesbian couple and a gay couple had a race to see who could get across the country to California first The lesbians arrived first, lickity split. The gay dudes were still at home packing their shit."
"What happens when you give a cow marijuana? The ""steaks"" get higher"
"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips."
"*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*"
"Who built King Arthur's round table? *Sir Cumference*"
"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""
"Why does the Egyptian god Ra own every Periodic Table? Because his name is on them."
"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is 'contempt' ME: can you use it in a sentence? JUDGE: [mocking voice] can you use it in a sentence?"