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Joke of the Day
"Why did hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."
Next Joke
"I saw 300 lbs crammed into a pair of small yoga pants so now I understand how the Tardis on Dr. Who is real."
"what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird"
"How come the Government knows when I don't file my taxes, and when I leave the country, and when I take a shit - but still needs a census?"
"You say you don't eat a lot of fast food but it kinda looks a little like you do."
"We'll take these $75 baby shoes. No need for a shoe box. We'll just let him wear & outgrow them on the car ride home."
"Told my doctor I had a headache. He gave me 2 hollowpoint ""pills"" and a 9mm ""delivery system"" Damn Obama Care."
"A joke about Muhammad [removed]"
"My brother and I own adjacent farms The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing marijuana on his side of the fence. I told him to get off his high horse."
"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""