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Joke of the Day
"Why did hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."
Next Joke
"I don't know why, but books about medicine are hilarious. The section about urinary tract infections made me pee my pants."
"Dams. The only thing that holds back liquid better... Is the idea of using a port-a-potty. ""Look, I know my pants are brownening and getting wet, but I'll just wait forever -- I CANNOT go in there."""
"What do women and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them."
"How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course."
"My favorite sport is jumping into conclusions"
"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"
"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."
"What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? The back of my hand."
"what's your plan for this rap battle? ""just keep rhyming his name till he can't recover"" dope, here he comes *in walks a giant orange*"