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Joke of the Day

"What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, of course."

"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"

"Are you cold? You should go to the corner, its ninety degrees over there."

"What do you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tom tookalook! Went to see my grandma. Dying of cancer but still got a sense of humour!"

"Finals come around and now you like the library? Name 3 of their songs"

"Why does the addict avoid going to the bank? Because he suffers from cash withdrawals."

"I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc."

"The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. This is not a joke, ambien serious!"

"Wanna hear something fucked up? When you find your dads wedding ring in your sister..."

"What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford? One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes *and* lines."