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Joke of the Day
"Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too"
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"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, I am okay."
"Cop: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""OH NO THIS COP HAS AMNESIA!!!"""
"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero because it's already lit fam."
"The Conservation of the Letter R Everytime a Bostonian ""pahks his cah in the yahd"", a Texan warshes something"
"Q: What do you call a home sexual on roller skates? A: rolaids"
"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"
"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"
"I overheard a voyeur couple talk... ... about how they needed to start seeing other peepholes."
"My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'... ... I told him 'You're one letter off.'"