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Joke of the Day
"Why is Chewbacca bad at sports? He's just a wookie!"
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"There's three types of people in this world... ...those who are good at math, and those who aren't."
"Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today I just replied ""Trump or Hilary"""
"Sex is a dick activity... ...though I like to shorten it to a-dick-tive."
"Is sex without obligations possible after getting married? Yeah - sometimes I can have sex without promising to do the dishes afterwards."
"Just to throw my other white friends off, I'll say shit like, ""Don't be sayin' that kinda shit in front of my black ass!"""
"Why does Jesus like Japanese food? Because he loves miso"
"Realized woman behind me at self-checkout line was from DMV. Made her wait 4 hours for her turn. Revenge is sweet."
"Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's relationship is over after just three months because he wanted it to be more public... I guess she wanted it to be more Loki."
"Why do Avon Ladies walk funny? Their lipstick."