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Joke of the Day

"I'll never set a book in the ancient Roman Empire again. Ben Hur, done that."

"My grandmother always wanted to be in a gated community So that's why I chose to have her buried at the cemetery when she died."

"What s the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."

"My son is a star mathlete. He has developed a geometric formula for fitting his body perfectly into a locker."

"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."

"What did the gay deer say after leaving the club? I can't believe I blew ten bucks in there."

"Hey, can everyone stop making new movies and TV shows for a while so I can catch up?"

"Q: What did the book say to the librarian? A: Can I take you out?"

"Turn off autocorrect? Challinje aceptid."

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"