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Joke of the Day
"Why are african americans so good at sports? Because of hard work and dedication."
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"I want to listen to the audiobook of The Qur'an. Can someone please burn me a copy? Seriously, folks..."
"A quote from the Father of Invention. Hi Invention, I'm Dad."
"A masked priest just threw some holy water at me... ... I think it was a blessing in disguise."
"Stephen Hawking finally published his new book. It's about time."
"The shame about ancient Grecian art... The shame about ancient Grecian art is that there are amazing marble sculptures and structures which too often get taken for granite."
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."
"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"
"A Texan walked into a bar... The bartender asked, ""You got any ID?"" The Texan said, ""'bout what?"""
"If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?"