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Joke of the Day
"A quote from the Father of Invention. Hi Invention, I'm Dad."
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"What do you call it when a turtle beats a rabbit in a race? Aesop story."
"I lie in the bath for hours. But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time."
"This sexist farmer called me a cow when I'm male. That's bull."
"A Montage Video of My Life Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]"
"If Jessica own 400 melons and Jimmy steal 50 of them, how many would be left? About tree fiddy."
"Someone ran over a deaf, dumb and blind man near me last night. Poor bloke didn't know what had hit him."
"Saw a phone booth. Hopped in. Came out. Didn't become Superman. Now it just looks like I was hiding while that lady was getting mugged."
"Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow? Turkey-two j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgiving here lol happy normal day to us"
"You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text."