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Joke of the Day

"I want to listen to the audiobook of The Qur'an. Can someone please burn me a copy? Seriously, folks..."

"He said there was no spark between us, so I tazed him. I'll ask again when he wakes up."

"Standing on a corner waving an advertisement sign is a sweet job, but probably unnerving knowing you could be replaced anytime with a stick."

"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia, fcuk"

"If Donald Trump is elected president... there'll be hell toupee."

"Just text my husband to tell him he left his phone behind & someone is calling him. And now someone's texting him."

"What does a Chinese cow say? [Governess](https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)"

"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"

"What did the joke say to the anti-joke ""I'm a joke,"" and the proceeded to cry into his beer."