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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that? The holocaust"

"Some guy walked up to me today and said I'm racist I told him I'm not racist. In fact my best friend was a black child until my dad sold him"

"My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of."

"I hate it when you're about to sacrifice a baby, and you notice one of the other satanists is wearing the same robes."

"A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a *great* year."

"What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees? Mathematicians don't struggle with integration."

"How do call an idiot that has an assault rifle pointed at you? Sir."

"What women want.. ...is a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money."