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Joke of the Day

"Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans? Because you're breaking wind."

"People thought I was crazy when I said I was going to cure blindness. But they'll see. They'll all see!"

"Facebook needs an ""I've already seen this on Twitter"" button."

"Why did the frog die? It kermit suicide."

"I'm not racist... I'm not racist, cause racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."

"How do you get a polar bear in the water? First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!"

"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."

"Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison? He was charged with battery."

"A man started choking in the line at Wendys today. Luckily the manager jumped into action and opened another register"