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Joke of the Day
"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."
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"A cool thing about me is that I have 3 academic degrees and only several more dollars in the bank"
"What would you call an indian dating site? connect the dots"
"Do you know why every new bride smiles? Because she just gave her last blow job."
"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""
"Arby's also has a secret menu. If you order a ""phone book"" they bring you a phone book and you can find any other place to eat."
"The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."
"There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all."
"All of my passwords are the names of various ""Friends"" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel."
"""Hey Hillary what color do you think this dre-- never mind"" - Bill Clinton scrolling through Twitter last night"