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Joke of the Day
"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"
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"a piece of me is missing. I guess that I should stop asking people if they want a piece of me."
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"Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution."
"What do you call a door with no legs? A door."
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"BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating."
"Don't ever date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your god damn heart out."
"I want to be the area under your curves."
"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."