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Joke of the Day
"How do they promote safe sex in Wales? They put signs next to the sheep that kick"
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"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"
"[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster! faster! Me: oh god no"
"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"
"A giraffe walks into a bar and happily announces, ""A round of drinks for everybody!"" ... ""The highballs are on me!"""
"What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep? ""I am not a crook!"""
"I was making a recipe that called for tapioca flour, but we were all out. Thankfully, my wife figured out I could substitute corn starch. Clabber girl."
"The Greatest Trick the Devil ever played... The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing Columbia House that he intended to purchase more CDs from them once he got his 8 CDs for a penny..."
"""They said 'You'll never amount to anything, you aren't handsome enough to be a star, you're too short, you can't sing, you're not funny enough'"" ""So anyway here's your medium Latte that'll be 3.79"""
"I got a new spoiler on my car. Just a long sticker that says ""Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"""