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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution."

"Why did Napoleon wear sleeves? For his armies"

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets Then it hit me"

"Has anyone heard the joke about the magic tractor? it was driving down the road and it turned into a field."

"What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)"

"""Great speech! Have you thought about giving it from behind a wooden box for some reason?"" - podium salesman"

"A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre And the bartender gives it to her."

"Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!"

"Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison"

"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."