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Joke of the Day
"BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating."
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"So my girlfriend's mother is throwing papers into the fireplace When my girlfriend asks ""mom, what are you doing!?"" I reply ""Taxes."""
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"If we take a shower together and sing... Then we can do it while we duet"
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks... I didn't want to interrupt her."
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