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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to order pizza from me? I'll update with the hilarious punchline later..."

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"The biggest lie told on the internet 'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'"
"A preacher visits a prison to give a sermon. All the inmates attend the service. The preacher opens with ""It brings me joy to see you all here"""
"What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson."
"some bitch dyke... ...filled up my mentions fggot fucker"
"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? It doesn't matter, they're never coming back."
"My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee's make milk? Boo-bee's"
"I had a joke about eating girls out... but apparently it left a bad taste in too many people's mouths, so I had to delete it."
"I dreamed that I discovered a new color, but it was just a pigment of my imagination. Original joke, yay!"
"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? You will find out when the light comes on."