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Joke of the Day
"What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson."
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"What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A Tolkien Ring network."
"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."
"What happened to the brain eating zombie that went to Washington? He starved to death."
"That awkward moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one."
"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."
"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? There are twenty of them."
"as you wonder ""where the weed at?"" a worm hole opens up in front of you and through the portal an alien arm reaches out to pass you a blunt"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change."
"In a way people that work in coffee shops are also First Responders. #Heroes"