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Joke of the Day

"some bitch dyke... ...filled up my mentions fggot fucker"

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"My Dad told me ""always fight fire with fire""... And that's why he's no longer a fireman."
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"I put the D in donut. And I do it quickly before any of my coworkers return to the break room *giggles*"
"Don't invest in SeaWorld It's really starting to tank"
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash"
"How do you greet a three-headed monster? Hi, hi, hi."
"What's Green and has 5 Wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels! Shnockers"
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