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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? It doesn't matter, they're never coming back."
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"What do you call a Mexican in Canada? ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!"
"My boss says I can be a lousy worker at times And I take that as an invitation"
"What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire."
"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"
"The guy who invented the USB connector died... They lowered the coffin into his grave. Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again."
"What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? Nuts and bolts"
"I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner."
"If you refuse to take a nap... Are you resisting a rest?"
"[A giraffe walks into a scarf shop] *The managers eyes turn into dollar signs*"