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Joke of the Day
"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside."
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"Q: Why did the engineer drive the backwards? A: He had a loco motive."
"I've got a new job in a biscuit factory. So far I've made a packet."
"Confucius says... Confucius says: Learn to masturbate, come in handy."
"""I lost my Khakis"" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys."
"What does Batman take with his drinks? Just ice"
"Note to guy who hit the crosswalk button like 45 seconds after I did & just then it changed: You didn't do that. I did that."
"This goes with this goes with this goes with this goes with this goes with this goes with ... It`s two lepers getting themselves back together after some aggressive sex."
"Who makes dinner in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they eat out."
"My grandmother always wanted to be in a gated community So that's why I chose to have her buried at the cemetery when she died."