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Joke of the Day
"""I lost my Khakis"" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys."
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"My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, ""You're fine."" Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist."
"My 3-year-old dumped pudding in her pocket. Novice dad reaction: ""You ruined your pants."" Veteran dad: ""Thank God. I thought it was poop."""
"Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc? ""Not with the proper treatment."" *gives foot $56M 7-year contract*"
"How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour? One has parents"
"What's baked every day and sells itself? My sister."
"Even if you don't have to poop, bathrooms are still a nice place to take your pants off and sit for a while."
"Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many."
"You know, not all Italians are in the mafia. Some are in the Witness Protection Program."
"What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? The bucket."