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Joke of the Day

"Who makes dinner in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they eat out."

"I love jokes about South Africans... who doesn't like making fun of a bunch of murderers, rapists and thieves."

"Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis? She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!"

"Why aren't healthy drive-thrus a thing? I want an egg and a grapefruit and a latte and I don't want to get out of my car damn it."

"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? Automobile."

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"Ordering beef: ""Was this killed humanely? Did it suffer?"" Ordering lobster: ""I'd like to rip this to pieces in front of its entire family."""

"Fat joke with girlfriend Me : I want to go to McDonald's grab something to eat Gf : yeah that's what fat people do !!! Me : alright then you can grab something for me ! Thanks babe :)))"

"So buddy, how's life in North Korea? I can't complain."

"Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? ~Why? -Because she had no arms ... -Knock knock ~Who's there? -Well, it sure as shit isn't little Suzy"