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Joke of the Day
"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."
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"I was in a bad place when my girlfriend broke up with me. A brothel."
"Who was the fattest Pharaoh of ancient Egypt? Hippo-Ptolemy"
"My username is fatatata I am not fatatall"
"Why are criticisms of Donald Trump unfair? Because they always take his statements out of Kampftext."
"Tom Brady suspension increased to 8 weeks Additional 4 weeks for deflating the bench with his ass."
"When you're a kid and you have an accident you pee your pants. When you're an adult and you have an accident you have a kid."
"The last one on the news After the protests from the taxi drivers against uber, prostitutes from all over the world started to rise against tinder"
"I'd have sex with you but I'm married... and she's staring at us right now... quick she looked away!"
"(NSFW) What do you call an infected vagina? A pussy pussy."