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Joke of the Day
"I've got a new job in a biscuit factory. So far I've made a packet."
Next Joke
"One. How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?"
"Hey whatcha eating? ""A pluot"" Wtf is a pluot? ""A cross between a plum & an apricot"" That's really stupid. *rides off on a liger*"
"Clickbait... ... it works everytime!"
"What does Pokemon Go and sex have in common? They're not for kids."
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"
"A sober Irishman arrives goes home after work... That's it."
"This joke is like a Jamaican barbershop... Dreadful"
"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."
"How much for these old batteries? For you? No charge."