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Joke of the Day

"Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada."

"Why did the army's craftsman enact a ""Don't Ask, Don't Tell"" Policy? He didn't want any glaze in the military"

"I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub. ""What are we going to do after this?"" I asked her. She said, ""How does sex sound?"" I said, ""Soggy."""

"What do you call a punchline that makes no sense? A Bobbitt"

"Am sitting in horrible traffic, but fortunately someone is beeping their horn so we should be on the move soon."

"I think I might be suffering from anorexia. Every time I look in the mirror I just see a fat guy."

"Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? well me boy, one more would be ""twofarty""."

"Why do gay guys have a really good fashion sense? Well, you would think so after spending so much time in the closet.. Read this somewhere awhile ago and made me laugh XD"

"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."

"One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work."