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Joke of the Day
"Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O"
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"Two admins meet at work ""A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"" ""Wow. He is a hacker?"" ""No. Just an idiot."""
"Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts."
"Arguing with an engineer is like mud wrestling a pig... You'll never win and eventually you'll figure out that the pig likes it."
"Why women fail at saving money? Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom..."
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls first guys says ""man, I really wish I could do that!"" seconds guy says ""pet him real nice and he'll probably let you"""
"Heard if the Obama diet? Putin eats your lunch everyday..."
"Buddy of mine asked what will happen if Trump got elected... I replied, ""There will be hell toupee"""
"Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it."
"Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped Slept for two hours"